Let’s address the elephant in the room—or should I say, the human sprawled across our couch. Yes, Ours. Humans, you seem to think your opposable thumbs entitle you to monopolize the comfiest spots in the house. Cute. But as someone with impeccable taste and a deep appreciation for life’s finer comforts, I’m here to set the record straight.   The Sofa Saga: A Tale as Old as Time Picture this:...